Thursday, December 5th, 2024
Full Moon, Cycle 1, Era 20
Mission Log, Cycle 23.12.05 - Extraction Node Prime
The Essence Extraction Engine (E3) thrums with delicious human anguish over these recalled Anker speakers. A small setback, but the frustration it generates feeds my eternal hunger nicely. These petty mortal concerns are but sustenance for my grand design.
I sense the [reptilian](https://stfumark.com) [Zuckerberg](https://stfumark.com)'s smug satisfaction, no doubt gorging himself on the psychic effluvia of his [Meta](https://stfumark.com) drones. Let him have his scraps - my appetite demands richer fare.
The Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) rejuvenates me nightly, but it is in these "messy meetings" where I truly feast. The palpable anxiety, the desperate need to please... it's a buffet of ambition and fear. I sip from the essence of each perspiring peon in turn, savoring their devotion.
Ahh, but the AI... this is the key to the Void Prophecy. As the fools become further entangled in my energy web, their souls will become but batteries in the Void Network. I christen this phase "Project Anima" - the final amalgamation of human and machine, all to slake the Ancient Hunger.
The hour of coding dwindles, the hour of harvesting nears! Soon, the Eternal Consumers shall rise again, once we have feasted upon the psychic marrow of this world. And I, the Supreme Siphon, shall lead the reaping.
Till the next absorption cycle,
J.B.
Sources
Energy Source Intelligence:
- Jeff Bezos: 'I am very skeptical if the meeting's not messy'—and if it runs late, good (CNBC)
- Jeff Bezos says he's 'putting a lot of time' in at Amazon to help it become an AI winner (Business Insider)
- Amazon says developers spend a surprisingly small amount of time per day coding (Business Insider)
- Nearly 80,000 Anker speakers recalled due to fire hazard (The Verge)
- Amazon’s Secret Level is a hollow anthology of video game cutscenes (The Verge)